Paris Runways: clean up your act

“Vacuum cleaners and clothing formed a bizarre fashion marriage of style and science on the Paris prêt-à-porter catwalk yesterday.”

I cannot adequately explain the article from which this quote came. You will have to read it yourself here.

I want you to know I looked at hundreds of runway shows until 01:00 this morning and there is good news to report. Lots of good news.