All excuses

and I have the best one. I’ve established that my GPS is a lying and cruel enemy, so whenever I skip things, I’m late or too lazy to get something done, I use my GPS as an excuse.

photo comes from Mobilewhack (and I do sometimes want to whack mine)

“I was on my way to the grocery store…”

“But don’t you know the way there?”

“Yeah, sure, but once you’ve got the thing it would be a shame not to use it.”

“Why didn’t you override the directions?”

“I was afraid I might be wrong.”

“So how wrong was the GPS?”

“Did you know those ferries in Ancona go to Corfu?”